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Respiratory Therapist

AKA The hospitals bitch.

Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.

Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.
Ms. Johnson keeps ringing the call bell because she is anxious, let me call the respiratory therapist in there for an albuterol treatment so I can finish my lunch.
by Stabn722 March 14, 2017
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gerbil respirator

When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.
Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.

George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.

Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.

George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.

Rob: Oh do you know me!

(Gay loving ensues.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 30, 2010
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Radspiritual

Radspiritual is the short for radical spiritualist or radical spiritual, radspirituals are basically the spiritual ones who keep talking about spiritualicide and cultural atheism literally all the time and they keep telling that atheists, materialists, scientificists and positivists are using of science, mainly neuroscience, psychology and natural sciences, to kill and disprove spirituality, spiritualism, esoterics, occultism and supernaturality and put all of them as pseudosciences like Flat Earth, Climate Denial, Homeopathy and Antivax, and still say that scientificists want to put spiritual, religious and esoteric people to psychiatric camps (hospitals) for life and they still say that almost all spiritual communities online and IRL are ok with spiritualicide, cultural atheism and with everything spiritual, religious and esoteric being considered as pseudoscience and even that they protect those and even they are a bad example of spirituality.
"I have just found a radspiritual server on Discord, I could never imagine how can radspirituals keep talking about spiritualicide and this thing of the attempts to consider spirituality and spiritual things as "pseudosciences" and what spiritual people should do in case it happens."
by Full Monteirism May 1, 2021
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anal respiration

When you get beat up so bad that you have to breath out of your asshole.
That kid looks really fucked up. He is probably using anal respiration right now.
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
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Redsploitation

A subgenre of exploitation film that focuses on native americans. Most commonly, native americans are portrayed by actors in red-face and involves exacting revenge on white antagonists.
"Somewhere in the grey area between the noble savage and the savage-savage lies the Redsploitation film. These gems of schlock cinema feature Natives getting off their knees and kicking white ass all over the West. The majority of these films follow a rigid formula: one hour of abusing the Native protagonist, and one hour of the Native protagonist murdering every white person who appears on screen. And like all great exploitation films, they're ridiculous in the best sense of the word. Apply your warpaint and ready the horses... it's time to unbury the hatchet."
WHAT IS REDSPLOITATION? - VICE
by The Logical Fallacy June 3, 2017
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Redshirts

Nickname for a new Nationalist workers and soldier boys party. Not to be confused with the British redcoats, people actually want to be like the redshirts.
Gonna wear my red shirt to fit in with the redshirts. You blend in you'll do well here, you stand out they already have your train ticket for the next one going to ouchweist. Nobody that gets on that train gets a second chance to tell their family they love them, they never see them again.
by Solid Mantis October 1, 2016
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redshirt

The practice of holding a child out of kindergarten for one year so that the child will then do better academically and socially.
I decided to redshirt my child so that they would be more developed when entering kindergarten.
by AshleyArcuri September 27, 2006
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