sales reptile

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.

The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.

by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006

reptile dysfunction

When your snake fails to charm her.

Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.

by telephone man August 30, 2010

Rectilling

A nautical term referring to the use of the anus to hold the tiller in order to free up both hands for other sailing tasks. A nautical term; especially used in pseudo-sado-masochistic, potentially-homoerotic short-handed sailing.

I prefer rectilling whilst rounding the bouys; gives me a free hand for the sheets and other activities.

by BosHog October 19, 2009

rectalectomy

The southern styled removal of a drunkard or loudmouth.

If that loud mouth doesn't shut his pie hole he's going to get a rectalectomy. (Asshole removal)

by Outlaw Redneck September 12, 2016

reptile mode

Being so trashed that you change species and can only maintain homeostasis, like a reptile.

That girl over there is so trashed she's in reptile mode

"I'm a reptile"

by bison boy September 2, 2018

Reptile dysfunction

Get it from riemke

Riemke gave me reptile dysfunction

by Bennnnnna2 March 8, 2020

ReptileShadow

A godly MC player

My friend is such a ReptileShadow

by Rusty Wheeler February 11, 2021