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you’re my 13th reason why

Bro, if someone said this to, you fucked up. As in reference to the Netflix Original 13 Reasons Why, Hannah Baker made 13 tapes of reasons on why she killed herself. If someone said “You’re my 13th reason why” You fucked up and the person is saying you are a reason they killed themselves.
Person: I stuck my dick in cheese.

Me:Wtf? You’re my 13th reason why.
by airheadwtf March 7, 2021
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No Reason Boner

There are 3, 3, 3, kinds of erections. Some are sexual. Some occur during periods of nervous tensions.
There's a mysterious third kind. That no one really understands. It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner. It baffles scientists. No reason boner.
Dan: This morning I was having breakfast at the midtown diner. The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer. Got a weird look from the waitress, when I asked her for the check. I looked down and realized I was 100% erect! No reason boner! I like coleslaw but not that much. No reason boner.
by cheresterstalone March 24, 2017
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I-READY

a shit childrens website that is fucking demonic, a form of child abuse cause it is fucking traumatizing to see a damn alien going "OOH WE MAMA"
Teacher: We are going to the computer lab and typing a paragraph
Me: What do we do when we are done?
Teacher: I-READY
Me: excuse me what the fuck
by Thats pretty dank October 8, 2018
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13th reason

meaning you've seen something so horrible, so disgusting, so horrendous, so offensive, you want to kill urself.
p1: oh yeah, have you seen those millennials on TikTok?

p2: oh my god yes, they're my 13th reason
by lemm0ns13 June 10, 2021
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I-Ready

"I-Ready is ABSOLUTE TORTURE!"
by anonymous September 29, 2021
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I-Ready

A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide, blow up their computer, and/or commit murder. This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.
Teacher: Time for iready.

Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
by It's ur mum saying this February 26, 2019
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Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

An ability acquired by Donald Trump which allows him to travel between neighboring dimensions, which he used to acquire the corpse of Jesus Christ and make America great again, along with his good buddy Senator Armstrong.
Guy 1: "What do you think of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?"
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."
by The King of Antarctica July 3, 2020
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