A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.
It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.
Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.
It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.
Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.
John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"
Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."
John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*
Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."
Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."
John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*
Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."
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1. Inability to go away.
2. Inability to take a hint.
3. Overall being unable to stop being a fag.
Named after Ruler Eric, one of the greatest leechers of all times.
1. Inability to go away.
2. Inability to take a hint.
3. Overall being unable to stop being a fag.
Named after Ruler Eric, one of the greatest leechers of all times.
1. Guy one: Gtfo!
RandomFag: Ur just jealous cause i r better than u
2. Guy one: We'd rather you not stole our software.
RandomFag: Im not stealing it, im making it better.
Guy one: We don't want your help.
RandomFag: Then I'll release it myself
3. Guy one: GO AWAY YOU FAGOT!
Guy one: HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN THE HINT?
RandomFag: Ur just mad because my coding r better.
E.G. Guy one: RandomFag is gonna pull a ruler....
RandomFag: Ur just jealous cause i r better than u
2. Guy one: We'd rather you not stole our software.
RandomFag: Im not stealing it, im making it better.
Guy one: We don't want your help.
RandomFag: Then I'll release it myself
3. Guy one: GO AWAY YOU FAGOT!
Guy one: HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN THE HINT?
RandomFag: Ur just mad because my coding r better.
E.G. Guy one: RandomFag is gonna pull a ruler....
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jimmy-"I ONLY PASSED HIM A BALL.... hes just a raller"
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