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Man Ruler

A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.

It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.

Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.
John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"

Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."

John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*

Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."
by RandomBrowser April 10, 2012
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Bruce Rauner

The man who ended racism by drinking chocolate milk.
Fuck Obama man, I got my nigga Bruce Rauner!
by yuh skrt August 8, 2018
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Ruler

“Josh I used the ruler and found out my penis is 18 inches”
by Fuenghy July 28, 2019
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pull a ruler

Has several meanings:

1. Inability to go away.
2. Inability to take a hint.
3. Overall being unable to stop being a fag.

Named after Ruler Eric, one of the greatest leechers of all times.
1. Guy one: Gtfo!
RandomFag: Ur just jealous cause i r better than u

2. Guy one: We'd rather you not stole our software.
RandomFag: Im not stealing it, im making it better.
Guy one: We don't want your help.
RandomFag: Then I'll release it myself

3. Guy one: GO AWAY YOU FAGOT!
Guy one: HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN THE HINT?
RandomFag: Ur just mad because my coding r better.

E.G. Guy one: RandomFag is gonna pull a ruler....
by ImNotZapp January 15, 2007
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raller

The kid on the street you only have to touch to make him cry
"Jimmy please dont touch bob you know he is very sensitive"

jimmy-"I ONLY PASSED HIM A BALL.... hes just a raller"
by Jack and Axel May 29, 2010
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ruler eyes

Trait possessed by a person likely spawned from shallow gene pool whereby a standard 12" ruler may be placed between the eyes without touching either orb.
Whoa, that Rev. Jackson has ruler eyes. Any farther apart and he's a flounder.
by ssCape August 7, 2013
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cookie ruler

If your are reading this, you are Cookie Ruler.
by Coganator August 22, 2007
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