dentist-to-minister ratio 

Preferred metric for the white trash level of an area. If the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low, then the area is a white trash hellhole.

All this creationism shit seems to be a problem wherever the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low.

dentist-to-minister ratio by Mark the Blogger March 25, 2005

Daniel Webster Ratio

Extremely large of males in the presence of a small number of females. Named after the college in Nashua, NH where the girl to guy ratio is close to 1:10.

Pat: Dude theres so much fucking sausage at this party.
Dave: Yeah, I think i only see like 4 girls and 40 guys here.
Pat: I see the Daniel Webster Ratio is in effect!

Daniel Webster Ratio by DWCpilot July 30, 2008

Up-Down Ratio 

The ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down (or likes to dislikes) that everyone subconsciously calculates when glancing over items on this website or other websites with rated material to see if reading said item is even worth it.

"An up-down ratio of about 3.5, I'll definitely have to read this one!"

Up-Down Ratio by Zeppelin/DC 56 September 23, 2011

Chick to Dick Ratio 

This is a ratio of how many girls there are to guys. Usually. Of course there is the chance that 1 of the guys has 2 dicks.

At that party the Chick to Dick Ratio was 6:3. And there were only 2 guys!

Chick to Dick Ratio by The All Blacks Rule!!! April 3, 2007

Head to Dick Ratio

Its how tall a guy has to be for his dick to be at the same height as your head

4'10" : Kinda tall/Average

6' : Really Fucking Tall

Chris : Yo did you see how short Alison was?
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average

Head to Dick Ratio by therealbatmanmixedwithowlman April 9, 2019

Kill/Death Ratio Whore 

A person, generally a nerd, who only plays video games for a useless series of numbers to represent your overall combat efficenty. They will usually pressure themselves when their K/D ratio goes down by 0,01. Witch is just nothing. They don't play to have fun, they don't play to win. They play to kill. That number is their obsession. Literally. Sad, I know

In Call of Duty, this ''Ratio'' is an overall distraction to exploiting the fun out of a game and only playing to make themselves feel good and brag about a measly 3-digit number. This number also expires every 365 days or so, since they'll come up with another game for the whore to play on.

Sometimes, sadly, in extreme cases, these whores will actually go into making a giant quantum physics problem madness to see when their 3-digit number will go up. By 0,01

Player 1: Hey, you mad bro? your raging all over the place and you got like 64 kills and 20 deaths!

Kill/Death Ratio Whore: GODDAMNIT!!!1 IF I KEEP THIS UP MY RATIO'LL GO DOWN AND MAH CLAN WON'T WANT FROM ME ANYMORE!!1!!

Kill/Death Ratio Whore by The Dolly LLama September 11, 2011

Dick to day ratio 

The ratio of dicks per day inside a certain girl over a certain period of time. A ratio other than 1:1 is considered unfavorable.

That girl's dick to day ratio was like 3:1 last weekend. So unfavorable man.

She had 5 guys in her at the party on Saturday, that's a 5:1 dick to day ratio.

Dick to day ratio by Brooks1 October 10, 2012