Suck Dick Retarted

The moment a man goes partially retarted while cumming from getting his dick sucked.

He went suck dick retarted

by QueenCalee November 28, 2019

ritarted

you, for spelling it this way

i dont know how to spell, im ritarted

by im a BUm February 4, 2018

robtarted

A person named rob who is fucking stupid.

Wholly shit, he's counting with his fingers, that kid is robtarted.

Did he just say that robtarted shit, what a fucking moron.

Not only does he have two different colored eyes, but hes robtarted too.

by diddy January 30, 2005

Retarteder

Being more retarted than retarted @maryorie

Casity u are more retarteder than anyone in the world .(:

by Retarteder June 30, 2018

retarted

adj. similar to internet forum discussions about recordings of live Led Zeppelin concerts that get out of hand with silly arguments over the quality & merits (or lack thereof) of the recordings, while failing to recognize that the band is horribly overrated to begin with, let alone it's not worth getting all worked up over a 35-year old recording that may include someone blowing a police whistle.

"this thread is retarted"

by a.nony.mousse January 28, 2010

Raytarded

When your not quite retarded, but by just having a two minute conversation with him, you can tell something just is not right. Most commonly caused by being dropped on your head as a child.

Have you met Ray yet? He is a total Raytard.

by me February 21, 2005

Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Your Mom, and her ass.

Also Sarah Jessica Parker.
sucks ass.

Guy:Dude I picked up a Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Dude: Screw You Guy!

by Tanner J. Linares. January 9, 2011