Ralphy

A crypto obsessed, conspiracy theorist, douchebag who’s allergic to everything. A Ralphy is also republican.

Hey have you seen Ralphy?
Yea, he’s over there smoking crack.

by Haram King November 22, 2021

Ralphy The Bear Beast

Furry

Ralphy The Bear Beast Nuzzled his furry friend

by Hi Franco October 18, 2019

Ralphie barker

Born possibly in 1928. Was the main character in a Christmas story and my summer story

Rip Ralphie barker

by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023

Ralphie

Not to be confused with Fudds or Larpers, Ralphies are perhaps the most common variety of firearms enthusiast and collector. Hallucinates various hypothetical and/or fantasy scenarios to justify buying another variation of the exact same gun. Unaware of the standard marketing techniques employed to exploit their fixation. Typically is a one issue voter and remains willfully ignorant of psychological and geo-political realities; yet, thinks everyone should own an assault rifle. Treats firearms as if they are toys rather than lethal military equipment. Considers himself a subject matter expert; however, loosely understands firearm safety rules, possesses only a superficial understanding of mechanical design principles, and is oblivious of standard doctrinal tactics. Suffers from low-T, low-G, and self-induced immaturity. Possible could be mildly retarded.

Jeez, that goof just spent $2k on that AR. Isn't that like his sixth? Yeah, he's got one for home-defense, a truck gun, a bag gun, a competition build, one for hunting, and now one for dedicated for zombies. What a Ralphie! He'll probably just shoot his eye out.

by McNastyAssWipe September 28, 2023

Sammy n ralphy

Two dope ass bitches who live life to the max. Josh is their most prized possession. You mess w them and they’ll probably still love you.

Wow look at Sammy n Ralphy, they go hard in the paint

by Ralphycakes179 April 30, 2019

Ralphie Mccormick

Ralphie McCormick is a person who loves to never leave the house and will always lose you money on investments

"Ralphie McCormick stole all my money" - everyone

by Jameson P April 23, 2023

a ralphie

A highly detailed occurrence that is expressed with the utmost passion but contains nothing but utter bullshit and somehow fools small minded people even when the bullshit is obvious.

"Man I heard we were going to get an extra $1,000 dollars this paycheck cause our bosses know they fucked us."

"Bitch, you tripping, that aint nothing but a ralphie."

by IKE_IKE April 13, 2021