Bum Rain

Pure liquid exiting your bum or barn door. No lumps or shrapnel. Pure bum liquid straight into the toilet water.

Ordered in some catered food recently. The next day, things did not go so well. Believe I was dealing with a case of food poisoning. Over the next 3 days and many, many trips to throne, I must of flushed at least 10lbs of bum rain to the treatment plant.

by monkeybum416 December 28, 2020

jam raid

n. A monthly event which causes tuna town to be inaccessible by the skin boat

Looks like a jam raid! Guess I'll have a bit of hand shandy tonight.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

beer raid

the act of going into an open garage and stealing all the beer from the refrigerator.

i just scored 24 beers from a beer raid today!

by kevin from boston October 7, 2009

Ban Raid

To spam block/report a specific account/profile until it is banned. Common on iFunny

Oy, xxpussyslayer69x let's get our subs to go ban raid that guy that pissed me off
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by kilometerss March 9, 2015

uniformed panty raid

These are the secret panty raids that uniformed workmen go on when you are at work. Ever notice a creamy substance all over your panties on water softener day? How about when the you left the key for the cable guy? Were your bras and panties all stretched out and sticky? Thought so.

"I just know that softener man splooged in my silks last Wednesday. Those uniformed panty raids are increasing."

by running out of patience April 8, 2008

Raina

Raina is an amazing person. She helps you through tough times when things are difficult. She is athletic. She is GORGEOUS. She is a one of a kind person. If you don’t have a her as a friend then your life must be terrible. She always wants to hang out with her friends. She makes things for you and cares sooo much about you. If you tell her she’s short she doesn’t care what you say about her she’s still going to be the best she can be no matter what you think. She can start a conversation with anybody and she’s not shy. She really brings everybody together. She will always be here for you even if your not. She is unbelievable. She has so many talents and loves to spend time with friends and family. She is perfect in every way, shape, and form. Please grab a friend like her because she remembers so much and will make laugh so hard. She loves to make tons of memories so cherish them with her. Nobody not even a twin of hers can replace her. Everyone wants it be her. She’s proud to be herself and thats what makes her great. And she over all she is the best friend in the world.💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

Person 1: Hey! Do you know Raina?
Person 2: Yes, she’s amazing!

by kimberly loves you <3 February 18, 2023

parading in your rain

being upbeat and optimistic while someone is being pessimistic or bitter. Opposite of raining on someone's parade.

"The world is going to hell fast!"
"Excuse me for parading in your rain, but it's a beautiful day on the beach and you look gorgeous!"

by Doctor Science December 4, 2011