jailhouse muslim

A person who converts to Islam while incarcerated.

Person 1: Ray knows about Islam, he was telling me all about his new podcast to spread awareness

Person 2: don't worry about Ray, he's a jailhouse Muslim. He used to be baptist

by Psychnurse June 28, 2016

Jailhouse C-Section

When a large man in a prison molests someone and causes tearing in the anus

Bubba: Ima give you a jailhouse c-section

Other Guy: No, Please No *places hands over anus*

by LagTV November 3, 2012

Jailhouse Vagina

Take a rubber glove, squirt some oil or grease into it. Wrap your pillow around it, and tie it together with a belt. Now go ahead and fuck the everliving shit out of it. This is the only form of sexual gratification that many non-gay inmates get.

Yo man, I was all set to go out on that date with Mandy Moore, untill she found that jailhouse vagina in the backseat of my car and dumped me.

by The noodler September 9, 2004

Jailhouse C-section

There's a Bubba in jail nailing ya and got nothing you can do about it, just huge black dick, you know what you can call that? You call it a jailhouse C-section

"I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section"-NovaWar

by Warfrog November 3, 2012

jailhouse short

not to be confused with a bus down, which is a half smoked cigarette, a jailhouse short is a lit cigarette butt that would have been discarded had one not asked for it. on par with fishing butts out of an ashtray and relighting them.

comes from northeastern u.s. slang

Crackhead: "Can I get a cigarette?"
Guy: "Sorry, last one. You want this bus down?"
Crackhead: "Mothafucka, this ain't no bus down, this is a jailhouse short!"

by VRB January 19, 2006

Jailhouse Pussy

The orifice between a mustache and a goatee.

Check out that Vicar McSwain; he's one prime piece of jailhouse pussy.

by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006

railhound

A woman who is highly motivated to acquire and rapidly consume snortable narcotics.

"man how 'bout how fast that party petered out once that railhound showed up and got to work"
"That railhound loves to gobble knob for a chance at more rips"
"Not a spec of dust left after that mirror-licking railhound hoovered up our stash"

by Cadence Howell, III August 11, 2015