fon fon roo

(n.)1. An Amphibosian title literally meaning "One who does not sleep with my superior officer"; equivalent to a wife or a common-law in English.

2. A smizmar who is asked to join a family

Amy: "Kif just asked me to be his fon fon roo!"

Crowd: "Congratulation....?"

Hermes: "What the hell does that mean?!"

by arzasmi October 16, 2008

to have a roo loose in the top paddock

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

by MrKapper July 10, 2006

righty roo

A really lame and dorky way to acknowledge someone. Used primarily in place of "ok", "sure", " of course" or "alright"

Pete: "Kyle, can you drive me over to pick up my car from the mechanic?"
Kyle: "Oh, righty roo!"

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Smack the roo

Early 17th century. From Latin, smackus de roois. Theory of origin: from the time of Seneca; first noted use in Letters from a Stoic. From the verb, "smacka-da-roo," signifying a real up-and-comer, go-getter, straight-shooter, and other hyphenated synonyms. One who "smacks the roo," from Augustus Caesar on to Joan of Arc and to present-day Margaret Thatcher, is not afraid to take charge of any given situation, to be the captain of their soul, the master of their fate. Made popular by "Invictus," Wiliam Ernest Henley. Also made popular by certain intrepid Australians smacking kangaroos, but let's not get into that...

Babushka: Did you see how MC pretty pants got that promotion at AWS through sheer hard work and effort?
Macushla: Yeah, she's pretty awesome. She's been known to smack the roo from time to time, but she must've really smacked the roo in that last quarter.

by Babushk September 19, 2019

Konji-Roo

A sassy sarcastic expression made with ones face in which the person has the lips of an angel and one eyebrow raised

Angelina Jolie sported a sexy low-cut dress and a konji-roo expression to the Oscars.

by Esercainas May 8, 2008

Roo

The stanky smell of an Australian

“Hey mate, I just got off a long haul flight and I need a shower.”
“Yeah, I can smell your Roo from here”

by Texasroo June 4, 2019

roo boy

Skinny gay white boy

That roo boy looks like he likes it up the ass!!

by Roo boy October 19, 2020