retroactively-awkward photo op

The tendency of girls to take pictures with everyone at a party (regardless of whether or not they like the people in the photos), so that if something awkward or embarrassing happens with someone during the course of that party, there is usually a photo of them before that incident happened.

"Look at that picture of Michael, Ella, and Isabel"
"Weren't Ella and Isabel in a catfight that night?"
"Yeah but this was at the beginning of the night, it's clearly a retroactively-awkward photo op."

by ShawnCP November 3, 2009

retraction period

The time frame after a penis ejaculates during which the penis will remain soft because of the loss of semen that it has endured. Time length will vary by male.

The male whose penis has just ejaculated will usually want nothing to do with anything sexual until his semen level goes back to normal.

Because he just ejaculated, he's now on his retraction period and wants nothing to do with anything sexual.

by TheOneWhoSeriouslyKnows May 20, 2009

retroactive abortion

the act of eliminating people that should not be on the planet.

Stupid religious fucks deserve to be retroactively aborted.

by britchick March 4, 2004

retractable balls

n. The tallent some of your buddies have developed to become completly pussy whipped. When they ditch the bros for the hoes on a consistant basis. In most cases the retracter is able to drop them again, but in some cases they dissappear forever. Just like your mother used to tell you if you make a face long enough it will stick, if you don't use them you lose them.

One of my "friends" has lost his manhood due to his retractable balls.

by stoggit May 14, 2003

refract

When your cone eyes enable you to see your computer screen in the sunshine.

He can sit outside and work cause his eyes refract.

by cone eyes October 17, 2017

retracticles

word: the occurance of a mans testicles "retracting" or retreating inside himself, mainly as a defensive measure in the event of an impending impact (possibly, and most likely by a woman foot) OR due to a sudden change in temperature

Woman: you douche im totally gona kick you in the testicles!!
Man: go go retracticles!
Woman: drats, foiled again!

by mister gadget July 26, 2009

retracting genitaliation syndrome

When your butt/balls get burned, your penis will retract all the way into your throat, which will give you Retracting Genitaliation Syndrome. Also known as RGS.

James burned his butt on the metal ground, so now he has Retracting Genitaliation Syndrome.

by Myfamilypp420 June 15, 2019