diarrhea residue

The leftover fecal matter that floats around after your first flush of the toilet.

ex. I had some diarrhea residue floating around after the first flush, I had to flush twice

by Marc D June 4, 2006

queef residue

1. The slimy, thick, sometimes crusty green schmeg that discharges from the vagina after a queef occurs.
2. Also used as an insult to a generally stinky sum-bitch.

1. "You are a puddle of queef residue!!"
2. Brant woke up with queef residue on his nose from his wild night before.
3. Brandon would like queef residue on his pancakes.

by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006

rectoplasmic residue

More than a fart. Less than a shart. A poopy residue left on your undies from the build up of farting throughout the day. Not quite a skid mark. Looks more like a brown cloud.

I can’t own white underwear. The rectoplasmic residue the builds up is way too noticeable.

by Tigerstyle March 13, 2021

Band Camp Residue

n.
Band Camp Residue can really only be know to those in a marching band. Band Camp Residue may consist of the following: sweat,sunblock,bug spray,grass,dirt,other's residue,spit(for those next to someone who can't figure out when/how to empty their spit valves),and things invisible to the untrained eye: fear of failure,frustration and desperation. Residue gradually builds up during the day and the physical effects can be washed away with soap and water. As for the psychological effects,however,the only cure is more practice and/or more Cowbell.

Jenna: I feel gross.
Me: It's Band Camp Residue.

by TheOperaSoprano June 29, 2013

Fart Residue

residue built up from repeatedly farting on any type of object consisting of fabric (clothes, seats, blankets, etc) this leaves a heavy scent of fart in the affected areas

After eating Indian food, I had a massive amount of fart residue in my boxers

by hardhitr3 December 7, 2009

ball residue

Dried up duckbutter dick and pussy juices; left over on your balls after you bust a hoes and had to run before cleaning up.

Tom: Man I got a bad case of the ball residue after Lisa's dad opened the door and I ran five blocks.

Jon: Damn that sucks what'd you do??

Tom: I clorox ready wiped that shit off!!!

by SkeetontheRunanddontgettheGun October 31, 2006

Ruby Residue

The crusty red juice left around the base of the penis after having sex with a woman on her period!

"Sex with a woman is amazing on her period if you don't mind a little ruby residue"

by Puppybigballs March 28, 2007