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Persian Recorder 

When a female giving oral sex is timid, only putting the tip of the penis into her mouth and barely touching it with her fingertips, as if she were fingering an instrument.
"I was excited when I thought she was going to give me a blowjob, but it turns out I just got a Persian Recorder."
Persian Recorder by V6 September 14, 2009

playing the recorder 

A phrase used to describe playing with a penis, usually with ones mouth.
"Grace was playing the recorder all last night"

Recorder Fuck

When u insert a recorder in to your partners ass and play a song. Usually a nursery rhyme.
Yo i had sex last night

Did u recorder fuck?
Recorder Fuck by Hollie Grieve July 27, 2017

Retorded 

Brandon is absolutley fucking retorded.
Retorded by Retorded. February 7, 2018

recordershoyo 

Recordershoyo is so amazing and cool and SWAGGY
recordershoyo by 3m0b1tch May 4, 2021
A person that likes to be unnecessarily scared, injured, and mistreated by a medical/political system that gives two shits about him! He is someone that keeps getting jabbed after the first two shots didn't help him!
Dude is acting recarded again! he just got over the droopy mouth and he's gonna go get another worthless booster and get another simp-stamp so he can watch shitty music in NYC!
recarded by jayskind1 August 2, 2021