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The team member in a video game that's not a part of your party or group, and joins via random matchmaking. Consistently unreliable and never trustworthy.
"I thought the rando was watching that angle!"

"Never trust the rando."
Rando by Knightsundere February 24, 2023
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What randos call someone they don’t know
Rando: Who‘s this rando
Rando by BingChillinh January 24, 2024

rando hando 

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.
dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.
rando hando by master.blaster July 17, 2009

Rando Calrissian 

A random guy who inserts himself into a conversation or shows up unexpectedly and acts like he belongs.
"I'm waiting for my test results, hopefully it's not HP-"
"HEY, what are we talking about?"
"Whoa, Rando Calrissian! Fly your ass back to Cloud City, we're having a private conversation."
Rando Calrissian by 575 December 18, 2014

rando-sexual 

Uttering random, often made-up phrases or doing random things with innuendo to compensate for boredom, lack of a life, or being impotent.
Me at the Thanksgiving table: "Basty, basty, five-dollar. Me baste it long time."

Cousin: "You're such an unoriginal and useless rando-sexual."

Rando Snail 

Joe - "yo who just joined our lobby?"
Reagan - "I don't know just some rando snail."
Rando Snail by lmfbomaster69 October 5, 2017