see "jangler". intent on maintaining bevy of at least 3 beautiful babies who he "really connects with and isn't in love with", and who are on no account to be slutted by others with bigger t-shirts than his tuna-reared self.
ralphie man, you're fucked...
by rayffee October 4, 2003
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Chuckie: Dude your brother is a Ralphie M. He'll take my kitten away.
Max: Yeah dude, he went to the zoo and all the animals ran. That's how Ralphie M he is.
Chuckie: Dude your brother is a Ralphie M. He'll take my kitten away.
Max: Yeah dude, he went to the zoo and all the animals ran. That's how Ralphie M he is.
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Get the ralphed mug.a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.
nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"
by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004
Get the ralphie jones the sequel mug.He is the biggest prick in the entire world. He is stuck up and can be a bully. He annoys people on purpose and wants attention. He only thinks about himself not others.
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Ralphesia is a very putgoing female.
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