race

A guy with a small dick

Race is a douge

by bobonbonboobieman January 25, 2011

Race

1. A concept made up by humans who classified people into groups by how they look like. An idea of a specific race is littered with stereotypes. These stereotypes are mostly believed by white people, except their not, because what I just told you is also a stereotype.
2. A competition that puts 2 or more people against each other to get to a goal first. There are many different mediums for a race to use, yet the most popular are feet, making it a foot race, or NASCAR making it a NASCAR race. In a foot race most likely you and your arch enemy are pitted in a race to show who’s the most tuff kid on the block. In a NASCAR race you drive a racecar on an oval shaped road or track against other drivers, and all of you are sponsored by corporations. Also hundreds of thousands of rednecks are cheering in the stands.

1. Timmy: why is his skin black?
Janet: Timmy! That is so rude! Don’t talk about someone’s race like that!

2. Jim: Whoowee! It’s a great day for a race ay Billy Bob.
Bill: sure is Jimmy John.

by Lobo Marango June 23, 2018

race

A socially constructed term that describes arbitrary characteristics (skin color, hair texture, eye shape). Some people may say that there's reverse racism now, even though the US prison population is approximately 40-45 percent black. And even with affirmative action the best schools in the US still fall short of representing the country's diverse population (i.e. Harvard's black demographic has consistently been under 12%).

White guy (or girl): Race doesn't matter anymore. The US as a whole is not a racist country because no one actually thinks that his/her race is superior.
Person with a brain: Is that why the prison population is almost half black?

by race666 January 28, 2012

Race

A social construct developed after people who looked different decided to kill and oppress each other.

Hey, Kylie is of a different race, maybe, just maybe, she is the same as me?

by Carolena October 13, 2017

race

That shit that determines your "privilege"

If your race is white and you are a male, you have too much privilege to exist.

by GOD of DOGS April 20, 2018

race

God's way of fucking with humanity.

Native American: I'm an American.

White guy: And I'm an American.

Native American: And yet we are different.

White guy: Huh.

Native American: Yeah, race, right?

by Ereck Flowers March 4, 2018

RACE

A kid who loves basketball and who is a very nice kind person that will be on your side unless you fuc up and that will not switch on you like a back stabber and who will always love you

Race ,"where are you going

Friend, "your moms house

Race,"fuc up

by The rCe November 4, 2018