R. Kelly

R+B singer who sings good music, but his image is forever tainted by the "under-aged girl scandal". In 1994, he secretly married Aaliyah who was 15 at the time. Also, he frequently sleeps with young teenage girls.

R. Kelly should just admit that he slept with someone underaged.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

R. Kelly

A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.

"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."

by JENN May 26, 2004

r kelly

A r & b artist who wrote catchy hits such as " I believe I can fly " and "Feeling on your booty". He also alledgedly had sexual intercourse with a few minors.

R kelly says " They try to charge me but Im not guiillttyy"

by pootytang March 12, 2003

R. Kelly

an unexperienced blackjack player at your table causing the entire table to lose by consistently hits and busts when the dealer has a 2-6 upcard.

Man, it was going real good till R.Kelly showed up.

OR

Damn he's hittin' more 14's and 15's than R.Kelly.

by pop_ajoe December 12, 2003

R kelly

A dude given people golden showere

Jenny: James guess what i got a R kelly

James; i know i gave it to you

by Fuckerindapussy4 May 14, 2017

r. kelly

A very talented singer that needs to check ID's before giving into temptation.

R. Kelly should have checked the ages of the girls he fucked on tape, but they were old enough to know right from wrong and knew better then to let someone degrate them no matter who the fuck it was!

by bigbadunk June 8, 2007

R. Kelly

Child molestor, who was recently quoted as saying "Osama's the only one who understands how I feel"

by Seenus September 17, 2003