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Cheryl and Quran 

Cheryl and Quran is a couple of a 37-year age gap and posts daily on tiktok.

Cheryl is 61 and Quran is 24
Cheryl looks like 💀 and Quran looks like 🧑🏽 they always want a baby.
How? You may ask. Well, it’s impossible.

A BABY 👶🏻 A BABY 👶🏼 A BABY 👶🏽
Person 1: oh did you see Cheryl and Quran?
Person 2: Yeah, that weird couple on tiktok?
Person 3: I bet they’ll name their baby Dust-in 😂
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a Islamic book that Rasool Mohammed (peace be upon him) Wrote
*opens quran* (Surah Fatihah) Audhu billahi’ mina’shaitanir rajiiiim…. Bismillah’ irahmanir’ rahiim…
Quran by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022
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J'Quranery

Things having to do, or not, with the Holy Text, the J'Quran.
"What's all this J'Quranery?!?"
J'Quranery by Culdraug June 11, 2006
A Muslim who follows the Quran alone for Islamic guidance and ruling. Quranists consider Sunnis and Shias to be infidels kuffar and not Muslims since they reject following the Quran alone and follow the Hadiths. The most famous group of the Quranists are perhaps the Yan Tatsine jihadist group. Quranists consider Hadiths to be fabrications against the Islamic prophet Muhammad, innovation as they were written 100 years after the death of Muhammad, and un-Islamic as they contradict the teachings of the Quran. In Arabic Quranist Muslims are known as al-Quraniyoon or Ahlul Quran "people of the Quran", and in French they are known as Coranistes.
Those Quranist Muslims are always insulting Hadithists such as Sunnis and Shias. They never stop!
quranist by PoliticalDon May 31, 2019

Quran for Sleeping 

Quran for sleeping is a video on youtube where it makes you think it’s just someone reading a book, but it’s not it’s black magic , the video was on Youtube but it is no longer available as far as I know.
Sammythedeer1: “Hey you should try this video on youtube called Quran for Sleeping”

Mattymcmatmat: “Ok I will when i’m bout to sleep.”

*puts on quran for sleep*

*Wakes up*

Mattymcmatmat: “Why do I hear someone knocking on my door?”

*Opens door”

Sammythedeer1: “L BOZO + RATIO YOU FELL FOR BLACK MAGIC N-“

*slams door*
that is very qurani looking car.
qurani by qurani December 30, 2017

King Quran 

Quran McCain, also know as King Quran, is a 24 year old man who is dating a 61 year old grown hag named Cheryl. He was probably groomed by her a a young age. His mom is probably younger than his girlfriend.
Commenter: Yo King Quran, wear red if you are in trouble.

Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.

Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-