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Quiche Lorraine

a baked flan or tart with a savoury filling of Bacon and Cheese (usually a mature Cheddar) thickened with eggs, usually eaten cold, made popular from the UK hit TV show 'ready steady cook' and created by the chef Ainsley Harriott for the then shows host Lorraine Kelly who enjoyed it so much that she squealed with excitement.
"I rustled up a few quiche Lorraine's for easter"
by Witwhoo September 8, 2019
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Quiche Eater

One who is not a real man. There are multivarious rules by which one would be defined as a quiche eater, but here are a few:

Quiche eaters like to buy flowers for dates.
Quiche eaters do not look for trust funds and big breasts while dating.
Quiche eaters wear cowboy outfits when they are in the middle of major metropolitan areas.
Quiche eaters do not gamble nor do they idolize James Bond.

If you find yourself under the spell of a woman, chances are you are a quiche eater. Don't look at other definition and think it has anything to do with homosexuality. This is about lifestyle choices that heterosexual men are forced to make.
Jake was busy dating a hollywood supermodel with big gozangas. The date consisted of drinking. He then bashed the woman over the head with a club and dragged her by the hair back to his place. Jake is a real man.

Todd's date consisted of preparing and feeding his woman quiche. He dressed up in his finest cowboy outfit to do this. Todd is a quiche eater.
by BussaBuss July 17, 2010
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Quiche

An accumulation of smegma in a delicious crusty pie
My grandparents wanted to try a local delicacy when they came to visit us so we served them up our neighbourhood's quiche recipe.
by Tastyskwerl March 18, 2017
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quiche eater

Used for calling someone gay.
"he looks likes he eats quiche"
"you quiche eater!"
by Sloan Frog April 28, 2008
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quiche eater

An upper-class or upper-middle-class person, presumably a snob or a trustifarian; one of the gentry; a person with effete or elitist tastes or habits; a patron of fern bars and Whole Foods supermarkets
'This neighborhood will be ruined if we get one more quiche eater moving in. They get in a house and multiply like rats.'
by anarcissie August 26, 2011
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quiche-o-meter

A unit of measurement that can encompass anything, and any breadth. Anything you can possibly conceive of can be used on the quiche-o-meter, however the most commonly used scales range from David Hasselhoff to Chuck Norris (or any other kind of b-grade actor, or washed up star you can think of).

The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.
'That's a David Hasselhoff on the Quiche-O-Meter!"
by Pamela March 3, 2005
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Quiched

Ah shit man I quiched my car last night!
by Blackwasp646 April 28, 2016
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