quarterback sneak

when someone sneaks tobacco into a bowl piece and convinces a third party to snap it without their knowledge of tobacco being present.

I passed out on the kitchen floor after Joseph packed me a quarterback sneak last night.

by real frat bro July 10, 2020

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quarterback sneak

When your doing a chick from behind and you stick your thumb up her brown-eye, then unexpectedly spin her around and wipe the crap under each of her eyes to make her look like a quarterback; hence a quarterback sneak.

Dude, I met this chick named Stacy at the club last night. I totally brought her back to my place and gave her a quarterback sneak. Then I threw her cloths out in the middle of the street so she would run out with crap on her face.

by Squatting Dog March 18, 2008

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Quarterback Sneak

Sexual position in which a male hides a dildo in the covers approximately the same size as his penis. After foreplay and some missionary sex, the male convinces his female partner to indulge in doggy style sex. At the speed of light, he quickly pulls his dick out of her pussy and replaces it with the dildo. Without her knowing, he surprises his partner with a full contact anal thrust.

"She didn't know what was cumming until I used the quarterback sneak on her ass."

by Justice Served October 16, 2008

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