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quarterback sneak 

When your doing a chick from behind and you stick your thumb up her brown-eye, then unexpectedly spin her around and wipe the crap under each of her eyes to make her look like a quarterback; hence a quarterback sneak.
Dude, I met this chick named Stacy at the club last night. I totally brought her back to my place and gave her a quarterback sneak. Then I threw her cloths out in the middle of the street so she would run out with crap on her face.

Quarterback Sneak 

Sexual position in which a male hides a dildo in the covers approximately the same size as his penis. After foreplay and some missionary sex, the male convinces his female partner to indulge in doggy style sex. At the speed of light, he quickly pulls his dick out of her pussy and replaces it with the dildo. Without her knowing, he surprises his partner with a full contact anal thrust.
"She didn't know what was cumming until I used the quarterback sneak on her ass."

Quarterback Keeper 

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!
Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!
Quarterback Keeper by Sam M. October 29, 2005

Quarterback in Rotation

When a girl has relations with one guy after another.
You she's hot
Nah man she has Quarterbacks In Rotation

Whaddya Mean?
Quarterback in Rotation-When a girl has relations with one guy after another
Quarterback in Rotation by TZRAMP October 13, 2016

Quarterback Tease 

A quarterback who looks good coming out of college, but goes on to have a trash NFL career. In other words, Scott Mitchell.
If there was a list on Quarterback Teases, Scott Mitchell is number one.

quarterback snick 

when you fake for a girls pussy and go for her asshole
that bitch dosen't know I'm about to quarterback snick her