quarterback sneak 

when someone sneaks tobacco into a bowl piece and convinces a third party to snap it without their knowledge of tobacco being present.

I passed out on the kitchen floor after Joseph packed me a quarterback sneak last night.

quarterback sneak by real frat bro July 10, 2020

quarterback sneak 

When your doing a chick from behind and you stick your thumb up her brown-eye, then unexpectedly spin her around and wipe the crap under each of her eyes to make her look like a quarterback; hence a quarterback sneak.

Dude, I met this chick named Stacy at the club last night. I totally brought her back to my place and gave her a quarterback sneak. Then I threw her cloths out in the middle of the street so she would run out with crap on her face.

quarterback sneak by Squatting Dog March 18, 2008

Quarterback Sneak 

Sexual position in which a male hides a dildo in the covers approximately the same size as his penis. After foreplay and some missionary sex, the male convinces his female partner to indulge in doggy style sex. At the speed of light, he quickly pulls his dick out of her pussy and replaces it with the dildo. Without her knowing, he surprises his partner with a full contact anal thrust.

"She didn't know what was cumming until I used the quarterback sneak on her ass."

Quarterback Sneak by Justice Served October 16, 2008

Quarterback Keeper 

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!

Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!

Quarterback Keeper by Sam M. October 29, 2005

Quarterback in Rotation

When a girl has relations with one guy after another.

You she's hot
Nah man she has Quarterbacks In Rotation

Whaddya Mean?
Quarterback in Rotation-When a girl has relations with one guy after another

Quarterback in Rotation by TZRAMP October 13, 2016

Quarterback Tease 

A quarterback who looks good coming out of college, but goes on to have a trash NFL career. In other words, Scott Mitchell.

If there was a list on Quarterback Teases, Scott Mitchell is number one.

Quarterback Tease by Husky Nugs 202 April 1, 2017

quarterback snick 

when you fake for a girls pussy and go for her asshole

that bitch dosen't know I'm about to quarterback snick her

quarterback snick by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019