quarplefag

Someone who's just a massive fail.

OMG Conner2112 is such a quarplefag.

by Shneb March 12, 2010

Quadruple Penetration Master

When one masters the art of quadruple penetration.

Can be used as a literal or hypothetical statement.

Sean: "What're you up to later tonight?"
Porter: "Gonna QP the shit outta some chick."
Sean: "QPM!"

Paul: "Hey man, wanna go out for beers later?"
John: "Sorry dude, got a lot of school work to take care of"
Paul "It's all good you Quadruple Penetration Master!"

by Master QP April 23, 2010

quadruple tap

similar to triple tap, the quadruple tap refers to the act of verifying all three fundamental personal items (keys, wallet and phone) are present where they should be, with addition to a less common feature such a cigarettes, insulin syringe, reading glasses, etc.

John: phone - check, wallet - check, keys - check. I'm all set to go.
Jane: you ought to run a quadruple tap, dear. make sure you don't forget your samurai sword.

by Inc0 October 31, 2011

quadrupler

n - A gentleman who happens to be "pleasing" four men at the same time, ie front, back and both hands. Also a universal insult like fucknoggin and bitch head.

Guy 1: "I date little girls and im the biggest tool in the world"

Guy 2: "Dont be such a quadrupler"

by Johnny Guitaro August 31, 2006

Quadruple-cat-dare

Noun- Building upon the dare series (Dare, Double Dare Triple-Dog-Dare) a Quadruple-Cat-Dare is the equivalent to 4x the amount of pressure of a regular dare.

John: I Quadruple-cat-dare you defecate on a plate and set it on the teacher's desk with a place card that says "Bon Appetit".
Jack: Deal!

by Corn Flake January 16, 2007

Quadruple Text

holy fuck, this person is not picking up what your laying down. This is what happens when bitches don't get it.

"Just got the third text."
"Holy shit, that guy won't leave you alone."
"If he quadruple texts I'll kill myself."
"I'll help."

by jerrysalinger November 16, 2011

Quadruple Post

A 4 time post.

*tri es*

by asd April 16, 2004