Quarantine

a state, period, or place of isolation in which people or animals that have arrived from elsewhere or been exposed to infectious or contagious disease are placed.

Person 1: dude i hate quarantine i want to go somewhere.
Person2: same dude.

by The person that made this post June 8, 2020

Quarantine Fifteen

Weight gain acquired during COVID-19 Quarantine Period; fueled by boredom and nervous eating .

I lost my Freshman Fifteen in time for Spring Break but it's coming back as the Quarantine Fifteen.

by OffLeash2017 March 22, 2020

Quarantinized...

Quarantinized - when you are so used to being quarantined, you won't survive the outside world.

Etymology: While watching Shawshank Redemption Red (Morgan Freeman was talking about Brooks (Old Prisoner) who was "Institutionalized" and when he got out. He could not survive and committed suicide. (Great Scene).

RED

Man's been here fifty years. This

place is all he knows. In here,

he's an important man, an educated

man. A librarian. Out there, he's

nothing but a used-up old con with

arthritis in both hands. Couldn't

even get a library card if he

applied. You see what I'm saying?

FLOYD

Red, I do believe you're talking

out of your ass.

RED

Believe what you want. These walls

are funny. First you hate 'em, then

you get used to 'em. After long

enough, you get so you depend on

'em. That's "institutionalized."

Boy Friend: This is going to be the best party in the city! I can't think of being with nobody else....You coming?

Girl Friend:No.
Boy Friend: You've been Quarantinized...too long!

by MostOkayest August 8, 2020

anti-quarantine

a person who is protesting against stay-at-home orders by the government

That anti-quarantine activist will get Covid-19 because he is minimizing the confirmed infections in his neighborhood.

by timlight April 23, 2020

quarantini

The drink that people consume during a quarantine lockdown, usually a spirit. The term was first coined by Tara Reid on Scrubs.

"Anyone for a quarantini?"

by imkreuz August 3, 2006

Quarantineceañera

Noun. When you don’t give one fuck because you’re off work and throw a party/have a friend gathering when federal isolation and quarantine are recommended. Such as during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2019-2020.

Used in a group text:
“Coronavirus! It’s here. No work until April. Fml I'm so bored, everything is shut down and I have no toilet paper.”
“I know, I’m off too. Let’s have a quarantineceañera tomorrow. Everyone come over/let's go out. I don’t care if I get sick.”

by pantstime March 16, 2020

quarantine crazy

when you haven’t gotten fresh air In over 48 hours that you start to go insane inside your apartment. Usually after the 48 hours they start dancing to tik toks and stalk Charli D’Amelio’s account or watch 5 minute crafts until they go to bed at 4 pm.

Joe-*walks into apartment*

Josh- *doing the renegade*
Joe- wth are you doing?? It looks like your having a seizure!!

Josh- No you idiot I’m doing the renegade!!
Joe- oh shit not again, when was the last time you left this place?
Josh- umm 1 week ago?
Joe- oh shit he went quarantine crazy

by woah that’s me!! April 24, 2020