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Quantitative Easing

A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.

Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".
Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!

Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!
by RandyMarshCT August 3, 2011
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Quantom Nut

When you nut in your gf and then your dad get pregnant.
Bob:Yo dude i think i just Quantom Nutted

Bobs clone: fuck dude
by Poro Mafia December 26, 2018
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Quangoed

A word used mainly to describe the state someone is in. Also another name of a sexual encounter.
Oh man last night I was so quangoed I paraded myself down the street in my birthday suit!

Last night I scored with a hot chick and quangoed the shit outta her!
by Tombo1986 March 9, 2009
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Quando Rondo

by GroveSide _Fatboy65 January 7, 2019
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Quanonraip

Quanonraip is one of the four founders/houses at Snogwarts, a Suethor's idea of Hogwarts of the Harry Potter realm. A Quanonraip Sue is when a Suthor takes a CANNON character and turns them into a Mary Sue by making them terribly OOC and getting rid of all of their flaws: Harry with gorgeously silky hair and no glasses, Hermione becomes
Ho!Mione, with straight "glossy chocolate" hair, "nice" Draco and "nice & sexy non-greasey" professor Snape.
Ho!Mione: Hello, my name is Hermione Sapphire Moonbeam Granger! You can call me either 'Mione or Maya. You can forget that I'm a muggle because I'm actually a pureblood and I think Draco is teh sex and I'm, lyke, so hawt now!

Sorting Hat:Urgh - move over sexy!Snape, there's another Quanonraip!
by Peaseblossom85 July 16, 2006
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Quante

They're the coolest guy you'll meet. They care deeply for their friends and they got your back. They super fun to be around and their laugh is contagious. Super fun, happy, and just all around great. They are very modest and they help others at their own expense, and they need to love themselves a little more.
Quante is a really cool guy and I'm glad he's my friend, I got really lucky.
by (^u^) April 3, 2019
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quantitative sleazing

An unconventional policy using a flawed interpretation of economics, such as Keynesianism, to print huge volumes of paper money which are not supported by anything except public trust. This policy is apparently used to bail to out failed entities friendly to the politicians in charge at tax-payer expense, and to punish successful enterprises which oppose the unconventional policy.
While plunging the federal economy into massive debt by printing paper money which is not supported by anything except public trust, Blurbnanke continued the rodeo of quantitative sleazing, throwing money at Detroit, banks, and other comrades until the US will be the making us the biggest debtor nation on the planet, but the sheeple still have some credit left and stocks are up, so everything is fine.
by psnack September 30, 2013
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