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Boner Quaker

a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.
as i lay on my back i received a boner quaker from my girlfriend.
by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009
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Aaron Quake

Someone who is so GOD DAM FAT he creates a level 20.4 magnitude Earth Quake Thats Then Results in a Tsunami thats 3000 Feet tall and can destroy a whole civiliations with one step. If and when this Fat Fuck Jumps the Plant will crumble and kill everyone.
Oh God No An Aaron Quake we're all going to die Fucking RUUUUNNN
by GAY BOI CLINTON September 3, 2018
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pussy quaker

Something that tastes so good it’ll make your pussy quake.
The chicken from Long Horn was such a PUSSY QUAKER.
by pussyquaker January 14, 2021
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Alabama Quakefuck

The act of non-casual sex with one or more family members, preferably with the father. To begin with, you must use duct tape to stick on a 10 inch purple dildo (no exceptions) onto your dick. Then proceed with performing anal sex with your loved ones. Since the dildo has more than enough length to penetrate the intestine region it will create a rumble in your families stomachs. The dildo will also proceed to grind against the anal stone creating the sound that can be assumed to be an earthquake. Once there is almost enough semen to dry up the intestines, they eg. your mother, must deface your (eyes, ears, mouth and nose) with his/her feces. Then the rest of the family will have a full platter in front of them, giving them enough protein to last for a week. Studies done by students of McFuck University have shown that doing this ‘special’ ritual with your loved ones at least once a week will enable you to build enough muscle and strength to beat the world record of weightlifting.
Hey Johnny, wanna have an Alabama Quakefuck contest?
by Dr. Lin April 20, 2022
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quanesha

A beautiful, funny, reliable, but stubborn girl with glasses. An amazing person to have in your life. Also has a very high pitched voice making it easier to forgive them during arguments
"Oh look there goes Quanesha with her tiny ass voice"
by ButtFuckingBingeDrinker July 3, 2014
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quake 2

After Quake one John Carmack and American McGee began work on Quake II. It was released in 1997 and featured cutting edge graphics and 3D acceleration. It took advantage of the latest hardware. Allthough it was not an exact sequel to Quake 1 it had a similiar feel. The big feature of Quake II that made it a hit was its Deathmatch mode and later added Capture the Flag modes.

It also spawned a pile of mods including Weapons Factory, Lithium, and Action Quake. The success of Quake IIs multiplayer led to the development of Quake III which was solely based around CTF and Deathmatch.

The opengl game engine was also a big success and was used by other developers in games such as Daikanta. When it was made available for free to the public small third party games where also released, LTKTBM (a standalone version of Action Quake), and Alien Arena which now is a mixture between the Quake 2 and 3 source codes.
nothing like loading up gamespy and playing a round of Quake 2
by FragUPlenty October 1, 2006
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bury a quaker

two excrete feces; to take a dump; drop a number two
Dude, you got a magazine? I got to go bury a quaker.
by LBT/Antimosity November 16, 2003
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