Qwaffle

The brightness of your socks. The brighter your socks are the more qwaffle you are. If the your socks are fuzzy, this adds to your qwaffleness.

WOW, you are quite qwaffleious today!

by i<3glee March 14, 2011

Quaffer

One who drinks with a passion.

Otis used to be a big quaffer, but ever since he met that old lady, he has toned it down a notch.

by Craig Karp December 30, 2003

quiffle

Aka queef. A pussy fart

After fully enjoying my girlfriend's nether regions. She let out a mean quiffle.

by rubthebelly December 24, 2004

Quaffed

When a group of ducks quack and fart at the same time.

Dude, I was at the lake and all my ducks quaffed! It was so weird!

by ashlyynnk May 13, 2020

quaffer

A quaffer, pronounced alternately "kwaffer" or "quayfer", is an alternative word semen, but can only refer to semen when applied to a female face or ingested by a female in a sexual act.

A quaffer shot is the same thing as a cumshot.

Wow, that's a great quaffer shot!

by Orderite February 14, 2009

Quaffer

Arecently patented shot glass with a built in chaser

by Nikki October 6, 2003

quifflebanger

A gay, Homo, Queer, poof, homosexual ie A man who like to plug other men.

1..Jake: Paul why does your dads breath smell like another mans cock?

Paul: Because he is a quifflebanger

Jake: Oh yeah he tried it on with me once!

2..That Quifflebanger cant get enough of another mans suede donut

by Leroy1982 July 6, 2007