quaf hair

Hair that flows to perfection

Zachs quaf hair makes all girl want to ski with him and jed while playing hockey

by Quaf May 21, 2016

Quaffed out

(adj) Being at the peak of sex appeal level.

Also:
To have a glorified mullet

"Yo, Tek's mullet is mad quaffed out. I wish i had his sex appeal."

"That nig is mad quaffed out"

by educated sexpod October 14, 2004

Quaf Special

While preforming doggy style sex, message the clitoris until your partner has an orgasm.

the Quaf Special is my favorite sex position

by Jenkooooo May 2, 2019

penile quafe

When a cloud of dust shoots out of the urethra due to testicular dryness.

Matt had a long penile quafe after max sucked him off.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

perfectly quaffed hair

David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff has perfectly quaffed hair.

by TheHoffenator November 3, 2013

Quaf

When a woman queef’s and coughs at the same time

Aunt flow was working hard on her Keagle’s and then she had a tingle in her throat at the same time that caused a{quaf}

by Holdie January 30, 2020

Quaf

Queef and a fart at the same time.

She queffed so hard it came out both sides.. it was a smelly quaf..

by Anthony Payne October 8, 2023