Quaff

Quaff holds the exact same meaning as the word "Cunt", but seeing as the use of this word is commonly thought of as completely unacceptable language at any social level; quaff is used. It bestows the same feeling unto the persons it is used upon without the following complaints of the language used.

That little quaff better run and hide

by Big Andy D April 7, 2005

quaff

quite simply a fanny fart

when a girl shoves beans up her anus, chemicals from them seep into the pelvic reigion and she amitts a high pitched rasberry called a quaff

by owler May 27, 2009

quaff

Male queef; dick fart

Dude, it smells like a rank quaff.

by Andy Power May 16, 2005

Quaff

Is also slang for a person, who at first may appear to be stupid and foolish. In reality they are perceptive and cautious.

The quaff looks like a bum.

by Quaffmaster November 12, 2009

quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

by greg February 10, 2005

quaff

A type of fart that comes out of the penis hole.

Man: God Seth did you here that?
Seth: Sorry man I just quaffed myself.

by kandk August 10, 2006

Quaff

The ugly brown burnt pieces in a pack of Chick-fil-a fries

"Ew, i got so many quaff fries in my container!"
chick-fil-a chickfila fries burnt burnt fries

by daisydoodooadallop June 10, 2016