quaff

The act of using one's hand to smell their own queef's aroma.

After a subtle sound from under the table and an awkward pause, Debbie quaffed and grossed out her dinner guests.

by CobraCommenter July 26, 2019

quaff

When a man lacking in testosterone grows four long hairs at the end of his chin.

Chris won't shave his quaff, it makes him look even more white trash.

by nerevar08 November 21, 2008

quaff

quite simply a fanny fart

when a girl shoves beans up her anus, chemicals from them seep into the pelvic reigion and she amitts a high pitched rasberry called a quaff

by owler May 27, 2009

quaff

Male queef; dick fart

Dude, it smells like a rank quaff.

by Andy Power May 15, 2005

quaff

A type of fart that comes out of the penis hole.

Man: God Seth did you here that?
Seth: Sorry man I just quaffed myself.

by kandk August 10, 2006

quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

by greg February 11, 2005

quaff

adjective- describes manorism or actions that may be classified as homosexual in nature.

"Dont walk like that, thats quaff"

"stop looking at Nicks butt, ben, you quaff little boy"

by Ryan Atkinson April 20, 2005