Quiff

A scottish term for the celebrity Mark McKenzies lack of hair on the frontal side of his head

"Hul Mark man a hink you drapped sumhing"
"Wit"
"Yer quiff is on the floor ya mad hypebeast man"

by Pure Mad D Mckee November 5, 2019

nipple quiff

Refers to hairs growing out of a womans nipples, normally appear in early 30's

shit i think i got nipple quiffs!quick pass the tweezers!

by eternal_phoenix April 4, 2006

Quiff Breath

The smell of your breath after eating a girl out especially one with a dank pussy. Also used as an insult.

After eating out Diane, I had some nasty quiff breath.

"Shut your fucking mouth, quiff breath!"

by Santos_911 February 17, 2006

quiff

A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.

oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!

by pony graph November 12, 2009

Quiffer

A person who likes to sniff bicycle seats

Dude look at Randy sniffing Carl's bicycle seat! What the fuck is that? What a fucking quiffer.

by dudemanyo October 11, 2008

Quiff

A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.

Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!

by chris leisure December 10, 2010

quiff quaff

pussy juice from a queefe.

Quiff quaff hillabahoo, who did a cunt fart in my shoe?

by Sidenote October 9, 2006