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Quamat

var sp. Quamut. Quamatttt.

1. exclamation. obnoxious interruptory device.
2. adverb. resigned acceptance of a situation.
3. verb. subtle goading of a person.
4. declaration. angry rebuttal, sometimes calling for silence (as in shut up)
5. adjective. an all-purpose word to describe pretty much any state of mind. word meaning varies depending on inflection.
6. noun. Stinky people
7. noun. wack



Prounication: Kwah-mutt.
1. Don't talk about quamats in here. No quamattts allowed.
2. Person 1: I don't really feel like
going out tonight
Person 2: Quamaaaaaat
Person 3: alright, i'll go
3. Girl 1: Boy 1 doesn't know
what he's talking about.
Boy 1: Quamat!
Girl 1: Sorrrry
4. Boy 2: I think the exam is at 8 am
tomorrow
Boy 1: Really?
Boy 2: Yeah, for sure
Boy 3: quamat
5. Boy 1: Shut up.
Boy 2: Quamattt!!!
3. Girl 1: You are both quamat.
by Sloshfinu April 6, 2009
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Queasing

A combination of “wheezing” and “quaking.” It usually defines significant laughter toward something hilarious.
“Dude, look at this funny cat video!”

“OMG, I’m queasing!!”
by lemonstick320 June 22, 2019
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Quean

The proper term for a homosexual 'queen' (from Elizabethan English: a male or female who sells themself for sex).
Kit Marlowe was Shakespeare's quean.
by yadswyver June 29, 2003
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quedalmorph

a black albino midget or dwarf who can smoke or otherwise inhale through the anus

everyone has quedalmorph abilities;
there are ten stages or levels of quedalmorphs
1. you are human
2. you can whipe your own butt
3. you have worn an adult diaper
4. you are above the age of 16
5. you have had diareah for a week straight
6. you have multi doopers on a regular basis
7. you have swallowed a nail
8. you eat dingo babies
9. you have experienced the wild banshee
10. you are dead

for all of these levels you must have completed the previous levels to advance.

you can be demoted at any time for doing anything stupid but only by a higher level than yourself
That quedalmorph knows how to hook you up.

The quedalmorph at McDonalds can hook you up.

Hes a level 9 quedalmorph makin someone happy.
by Quedal Sensai March 1, 2008
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Quemen

1.The term used to describe the combination of semen and quim. (Quim)(Semen)(Jizz)(Cum)(Spunk)(Blood Quemen)
2. The juice produced when a semen producing male of any species ejaculates into the vagina of a quim producing female. After several thrusts of the hips the two fluids form a lumpy smelly sticky blend of....Quemen.
1. I was with your sister last night and when i left she was dripping with quemen.
by Brooky November 13, 2007
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Quemona

A woman who cheats on her husband; often frequently and with great pleasure; not only because of the carnal satisfaction involved, but by the act of being unfaithful period.
Y esto dijo mi abuelito antes de morirse; ja!:
La mujer que es quemona siempre andará al garete
Cuando ella lo quiere dar
Hace que el fino sea un machete
Y esa no encoge cama, ni petate ni enteja
Cuando es de a quemar se trata
Se lo da a cualquiera
Sea en el monte, sea en el agua
Ella lo da por donde quiera
by Master_B June 24, 2009
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Quemment

a catch all term for something that is can be a question or a comment, or both.

originated from the Nerdist podcast with Chris Hardwick, Jonah Ray, and Matt Mira featured on the hostful podcast when the respond to their listeners
OH, its a question,
It's a comment,
It's a questions,
It's a comment,
It's a Quemment!
(song, sung like an old time advertisement)
by red_skull_MT April 11, 2011
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