pyronecrobuggerbestiaphiliocophobioologyologist

Is a studier of the studies of fucking dead animals up the ass while they are on fire.

When i grow up, i want to be a pyronecrobuggerbestiaphiliocophobioologyologist!

by Gerron August 26, 2005

Pants Pylon

An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.

Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

pylon spotting

The unspeakably boring hobby of walking under electricity pylons with a pen and notepad and writing down the serial numbers from the pylons. Perfect hobby for those who can't get laid.

Joe: What do you like to do in your spare time?
Schmoe: I go pylon spotting.
Joe: That's so uncool. Get a life!

by Big Aitch November 29, 2003

don't buff my pylon

Prison slang for "switch over the telly".

I'm bored of this Eastenders omnibus! Don't buff my pylon, thank you.

by Peter O'Hanrahanrahan December 17, 2008

pylon spotter

1. One who engages in the hobby of electricity pylon number collecting, aka pylon spotting. Can be seen walking under pylons with a pen, notebook, binoculars, and wearing an anorak.

2. A very pathetic person with no life, who has nothing better to do than get into bizarre but boring hobbies

Pylon spotters are so uncool, it's not even funny. They badly need help.

by Monty Pylon February 28, 2004

pyongyang

Capital city of North Korea located along the Taedong River. City in which Kim Jong-il resides and favors heavily. Although he is the leader of North Korea, he remains ignorant to the rest of his country, allowing them to starve, while spending a hefty sum of money on Cognac. This is the capital city of a Communist dictatorship

Pyongyang is home to the midget dictator of North Korea

by geniusGZA January 11, 2008

pyongwang

The punchline to an asian joke that nobody really finds funny.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the north korean pornstar?"
Person 2: "no?"
Person 1: "His name was pyongwang!"

by pieninja September 3, 2010