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The literal definition of God, I know there are fake definitions but this is the real one, we will establish a cult which overthrow the government creating the Petscop Kingdom
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The Oppressor of Children and the maker of Cancer
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A piece of shit who tries to be funny but is only funny because he makes fun of himself.
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