Pong Sex

Sex that is boring, just like Pong.

Lachlan: Dude, this chick and I had some really bad pong sex. I could almost hear the beeping noises!
Freddy Mercury: Unlucky man, at least you didn't get AIDS.
Lachlan: Shouldn't you be dead?

by HighLordWolnir February 12, 2021

olympic pong

Special type of beer pong that can only be played during the time period of the Winter or Summer Olympics. Players take turns throwing at a setup of 5 cups, arranged to look like the olympic rings. The table size should be larger, as things should be measured in meters and liters for the game, and a meter's bigger than a foot. Furthermore, to replicate the Olympic feel, spectators may judge the players' shots from 1 to 10 dependent on splashdown. Medals are given out the next morning based on hangover severeness.

Steve and I brought home the gold and silver this morning after a night of Olympic Pong.

by DaStater February 14, 2010

two prong

To use multiple communication outlets to reach your intended target. If someone isn't responding by text, facebook, ecetera, you use a secondary form to get their attention.

Two prong? Seriously? I didn't answer my phone and now she's all up on my Twitter. relentless

by RachJ January 8, 2015

Hodge Podge Beer Pong

When one want's to play beer pong but it out of the normal red party cups. One goes into the kitchen and finds the most random containers to play beer pong with. Examples include, coffee mug or pots, pitchers, steins, measuring cups, teapots or pickle jars or anything else you see fit.

Rumple- Lets play some beer pong
Joe- No, we shall play Hodge Podge beer pong and it shall be grand!
Towns People- Huzzah!

by Arumple January 13, 2009

Poongus

An insult that can replace almost any swear word but still remain clean enough to not be considered one.

Mike: You're a fucking poongus
Dave: What the fuck is poongus?
Mike: Suck my poongus you poongus.

by QuikMaffs October 30, 2020

guitar pong

When two people, wielding guitars, swing their guitars toward each other while playing muted notes at different pitches, so as to simulate the sounds from the original game Pong. The effect looks like a game of ping pong with sound effects, weird shaped paddles, and no ball.

Before The Upstairs played their set, Nick and Dave played a quick game of guitar pong to entertain the crowd.

by TommyD August 31, 2005

pink ping pong ball

An extremely large anal bead that gets stuck inside you for weeks at a time.

I used a pink ping pong ball last night. It felt so good.

by Louis Schimd October 1, 2017