peeful

When you have a full bladder, or just feel the urge to pee.

"I gotta run to the bathroom cause I'm peeful!"

by alexmn March 6, 2009

peeformance anxiety

n. Not being able to pee when other people are around. This can be particularly noticeable in crowded public restrooms and on hiking trips when others are waiting for you to finish peeing.

(Looking back at long line of patrons waiting for your urinal) "Sorry guys, I'm having a little peeformance anxiety here."

by Bill Tyrant July 18, 2010

pweeting

Tweeting while peeing.

Person 1: Man, I dropped my phone while pweeting yesterday.

Person2: Dude that sucks, always be careful while pweeting.

by Hallway44 September 29, 2012

Peeft

So unfathomably pissed off that you have a breakdown

“Yo Im straight up peeft bro”

by Peeftup November 6, 2019

Pweeta

Pweeta (People Who Enjoy Eating Tasty Animals) is a counter organization to Peta. They promote eating delicious delicious meat and mock the small percentage of crazy vegetarians who think anyone eating meat is wrong.

Steve: Hey Ted, you check out the Pweeta site I told you about?

Ted: Pweeta? You mean that ORGANization that promotes the slaughter of animals for food?

Steve: Hey Ted, why don't you shut the fuck up and eat a hamburger.

(Steve and Ted High Five)

by CaptHero February 7, 2010

Pweet

The first tweet of the morning, made from your cell phone while on the toilet.

My first pweet this morning was about my daughter waking me up at midnight.

by Selfish Mom March 19, 2009

Peef

The male version of a Queef. Physiologically, it is a burst of air which shoots forth from the penis with magnificent force and beauty.

Fapfapfapfap *paaah*
"Daddy, did you just peef in my face?"
"Shut up, junior. You're adopted."

by Dinkmers April 12, 2009