swing pusher

A man who is willing to do anything to get a single parent mother into bed.

Rodney spent all afternoon washing her car and ironing her underware because he was a swing pusher.

by symonsez March 28, 2003

Peter Pusher

A male whom pushes his peter in things. (Aka Every male ever.)

i push peter sweeter and more completer then any other peter pusher around.

by Peter P Jr. October 28, 2017

paper pusher

An office worker; one who works in an office and deals with forms and reports all day; one whose work is dull and without meaning.

Office workers deal with a lot of paper -- forms, reports, letters, memos, etc. And some workers simply move all that paper from one place to another, pushing the paper from desktop to drawer and back again.

1) I'm not sure exactly what my brother does, but I know he's a paper pusher at some huge, faceless company.

2) Ted retired to Florida after putting in 30 years as a paper pusher at Greedie Corp.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

vax pusher

A rotten piece of shit human being who "pushes" vaccine propaganda on people and/or votes for measures to either make vaccination mandatory or spy on medical records of people to see whether or not they're vaccinated to the state's liking. They think of children as "crotch goblins" and they idolize science as if it was God.

Leah is a vax pusher. She yelled at me when I told her we weren't comfortable with 4 shots at once.

by majorsix April 23, 2019

Pen pusher

(n.) Un-needed, beaureucratic employee not making any difference and hampering efficiency

Our overheads are not to blame for the shortfall, it's those damn pen pushers.


Your government is wasting money on pen pushers.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

wood-pusher

A chess term for one who only knows how the pieces move. They do not know any strategy behind these moves.

Relevance: Back in the day, chess pieces were made of wood. To be called a wood-pusher is an insult. It means you know only how the pieces move, and no strategy towards the game of chess at all.

Person 1: Dude, do you really want to play me at chess?

Person 2: Yeah I'm really good!

(Person 1 defeats Person 2 easily, without even having to think.)

Person 1: Man, despite all that yang talk, you're just another wood-pusher.

by ChessWizard June 14, 2010

dick pusher

A guy who tries and tries to get you to have sex with him. No matter how many times you tell him no, he keeps trying. Tries everything except force to convince you that having sex with him is a good idea.

Did you have fun last night with Gary? No, he turned out to be a real dick pusher.

by Trainwreck7x July 6, 2017