Shit my purse is when you shit yourself but you catch your shit with your butt before it ends up in your pants.
The other day, I farted really bad and I thought « I just shitted in my pants » but I was really happy to find out that I’ve only shit my purse.
by Ariannesugar April 8, 2021
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A perfectly yellow, ready to eat banana that a woman puts in her purse to eat when she is on the go. However, while in transit, the banana becomes overly bruised, bounced around in the bottomless abyss that is her purse.
Ultimately, by the time the woman gets to her destination, the banana is brown and mushy.
Ultimately, by the time the woman gets to her destination, the banana is brown and mushy.
By the time I got to work, my yellow banana turned into a purse banana. I had a few unsatisfactory, mushy bites then I tossed it.
by DoubleVisionT March 23, 2013
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do you have a candy bar?...
let me check the (prison) purse
do you have a candy bar?...
let me check the (prison) purse
by B. Daddy July 2, 2008
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