purples

Gear or materials in World of Warcraft, one level below the highest and most impossible to acquire quality. Also known as epics.

Kick that guy. His purples are shitty.

Dude, fuckin' sweet purples.
Thanks! Took me ten runs to get the damn boots to drop, though. DX

Can she heal?
I should fuckin' think so! Check out those purples!

by Pseudonym Undercover July 11, 2011

purplestickypunch

A great kind of marijuana, you get so fucked up! Also can be used as paper, good source of hemp, a rope, and a noncontaminated fuel!

Danny and mike would to grow some purplestickypunch!

by Papini June 1, 2003

Purplehead

A purplehead is someone who has dyed their hair purple. Streaks, highlights, tips, etc. do not count, only if the base color is purple. Once a purplehead, always a purplehead. While niggers are known for liking KFC, purpleheads are known for eating the souls of innocent children. Quite possibly the most hated race, worse than black people and jews combined. If you see a purplehead, kill it on sight.

"Look! Is that a purplehead?!"-Person1

"Yeah! I think it is! Let's get that fucker and eat his fucking heart!"-Any normal person that isn't a purplehead.

"OH NOES!"-purplehead.

by Fuckmotherfuckingpurpleheads April 19, 2010

purplestar

A man or woman's asshole.

She wanted me to fuck her purplestar last night but I just settled for her pink taco

by AleX April 22, 2005

purpleocity

The level of which someone is addicted to the color purple. One's level of purple is directly correlated to the rudeness scale (the higher the addiction of purple, the higher the rudeness).

Her purpleocity was such a turn-off.

by jsberry0388 May 20, 2008

purpleneck

A redneck that makes the average redneck look like a suave cosmopolitan with a Ph.D. Generally purplenecks are illiterate but they are very friendly as long as you don't show them any foreign technology and try to talk like them.

Yesterday, while driving down the backroads of Mississippi, my car got a flat tire and I was SOL because my spare was flat too. Luckily, though, I met a purpleneck who saved me by slaughtering a wild hog right then and there, and then slicing off a long and thick roll of hog meat to wrap around my tires. I was off and going in no time.

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

PurpleStones

A god amongst mortal men. Truly a specimen to behold. Can literally never die. Once killed a man simply by looking at him. Fish fear him. Women want him.

Second most handsome man after Mikey.

"Wow, did you hear that PurpleStones was the best man at Mikey's wedding?"

by Yeezy avavy September 6, 2022