Pullin a Johnson

Repeated behavior that leads to gauging your eyes out and ending up in the same situation Andre Johnson is in

You—damn I was pullin a Johnson so hard it stuck to the ceiling
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!

by Funny-Face November 25, 2023

Pullin-a-Jorge

Pullin-a-Jorge is when someone's being so fake and toxic, and have so much negativity running through their veins, that they must share it with the world because they have no other purpose in life.

1) Hey now, don't go Pullin-a-Jorge on me! I can see through your lies!

2) Someone was Pullin-a-Jorge today. They were being so negative that it bummed me out...

by Witchy Potato April 27, 2024

Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.

My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.

by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025

Pulling a "J Mccarthy"

When a women unadds you on snap because your rizz is too immaculate for her brain to comprehend it.

Mans: So um, you tryna like ft tmr night?

Women: ummmmmmm, *thinking*

Women: *doesn't understand so goes for fight or flight and unadds you* (Therefore Pulling a "J Mccarthy")

by Tntboye July 1, 2023

Pulling a J

The act of pretending to be sick while someone else gets forced to do something that you don’t want to do.

Bob didn’t want to get forced for a shift so he is pulling a J.

by anonymous August 15, 2023

Pullin a Matt Jones

To like your own comment on Facebook.

I am pullin a Matt Jones and like my own comment.

by DMSDad July 17, 2011

James pullin a Monday

When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"

Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*

by SurosAlt January 23, 2021