cognitive puberty

a time in one's life typically mid twenties or more specifically 24 going on 25 when one does not know who the hell they are or where the hell they are going. This may be exhibited through mood swings, fatigue, backaches, headaches, frequent urination, food cravings, and nausea.

I think I'm going through cognitive puberty, last night after a 10 hour work day, I volunteered at the humane society, mentored a kid, watched the news, went to happy hour, played beer pong, auditioned to be a dancer - got rejected and woke up in my parent's basement.

by Maria Garcia Perez Rodriquez January 25, 2011

Puberty

Gods way of testing young people between 12-18 to see if theyre worthy of adulthood, very few are chosen.

Young men who have not made the puberty transition may become vile and hostile a few run out on the streets stark naked doing backflips all while filming themsleves and getting a show on MTV.

by *Dee* February 12, 2006

puberty erection

An erction of the penis that cannot be called a boner because its not on purpose.

Some how i always get a puberty erection in church

I hate puberty erections when I `m wearing sweatpants!

by blu3hat October 9, 2010

roughing a punter

The practice wherein a gay male prostitute, usually after having been made to feel physically or otherwise humiliated or taken advantage of by a "John," or client, turns the tables and either verbally or physically abuses said client. It may occasionally apply to financial transactions involving the two.

"That guy who gave me $500 for two hours of sex seemed so sweet, but he ended up trying to beat me up, so I put my martial arts knowledge to good use and beat the crap out of him. Nothin' makes me feel better than roughing a punter."

by acrobat19129 January 20, 2009

puberty

What you go through when your aged between 10-18.
Girls grow tits, start their periods and grow pubic hair.
Boys grow pubes and facial hair, their dicks get bigger and they get sperm.

I hate puberty.

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

Puberific

When something is so bad it is awesome. Generally it is used to describe something embarrassing about one's self, but they are surprisingly proud of it.

I can't believe I am posting the word we made up on Urban Dictionary. That is puberific!

by SirenScreams June 11, 2009

Putter-nutch

When a girls gooch has hairs sticking out on to her lips.

I was eating my girlfriend out when I realized, I was licking her putter-nutch.

by Tate-Diesel July 20, 2011