technological psychosis

Mental illnesses/delusion where a person texts or emails himself and carries on a conversation with oneself.

WFE: Honey, we need to talk.

Last night while you we’re sleeping, I checked your phone to see who you’ve been texting with daily for 2 weeks. I hadn’t heard you laugh or seen you that happy in such a long time. I was starting to worry that it might’ve been another woman. I’m sorry I doubted you, you’re not having an affair. You're just bat shit crazy! You’ve been carrying on conversations with yourself via text message.
It appears that your suffering from a severe case of technological psychosis.

technological psychosis by dictospik September 13, 2018

S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis) 

A mental disorder, originating from Caron, passed on through any kind of sexual contact, ie. kissing, holding hands, intercourse, in which the sufferer causes fights at social gatherings.

"Wow, Frank was really aggressive last night, i think he might have STP!"

S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis) by Anonymous STP Sufferer December 21, 2003

woke psychosis 

A disorder where you are so WOKE, it inhibits your brain from believing OR accepting mundane facts or realities.

Believing everything is a conspiracy, all food is poison, every act has a hidden agenda.

My buddy who has woke psychosis went on a 20 minute rant about the illuminati after i told him im going on a trip to Washington DC

woke psychosis by MrMeseeks October 14, 2019

Psychovid 

Noun and adj. Verb form: to psychove, psychoving, psychoved. Efficiently references hysteria surrounding the covid-19 pandemic.

The grocery store was a three-ring circus of psychovid behavior. I had to tell Mrs. Barnsnaggle to get her psychoving hands off of those 500 packs of toilet paper.

She is worried about the pandemic, but what she really has is a severe case of psychovid-19 .

Psychovid by Guthlac B April 5, 2020

Maccas Psychosis 

A delusional state of mind where one is often disconnected from reality, facing the extremities of the McDonalds Empire.

Ronald: For one to reach spiritual, eternal awakening, one must delve deep into their Maccas Psychosis.

Maccas Psychosis by Fungus Royale May 13, 2020

Booty Psychosis 

A condition characterized by extreme confusion, delusions, and a disconnect from rational thinking arising from exposure to a phenomenal booty.

My boy been on disability insurance suffering from booty psychosis ever since he saw Vanessa’s ass last Juneteenth.

Booty Psychosis by Quan Master Quan April 10, 2021

Wharf Psychosis 

Wharf Psychosis, is a term presented to someone with an elaborate definition in an attempt to convince them that its true, a group of friends would each be given the task to convince a stranger that their made up definition is true, they would later on compare definitions to see who's is more absurd.

Person:Ever heard of wharf psychosis?
Stranger: no
Person: Its a disease like gangrene that eats away leaving elaborate patters on your skin
Stranger: bullshit but ok

Wharf Psychosis by KZN fool November 10, 2022