A modern-day version of a witch-hunter. In medieval times they used to burn recluses or anyone else they considered 'different' for being witches, werewolves or vampires. These days we have psychiatrists to put away people who are just trying to get on with their lives. They seem hell-bent on handing out drugs like they're sweets, probably because they have shares in the drug companies. Psychiatrists also make a fortune by finding excuses for thugs, murderers, rapists and thieves.
After a psychiatrist poked his nose into the case, a child-molester walked free today, free to carry out more heinous crimes. All because some white-coated confidence trickster, pound signs lighting up in his fish-like eyes, claimed the pervert's father wouldn't buy him a train set as a child and so he had been psychologically scarred.
by GSmith November 14, 2006
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psychiatrist: ok, here's some meds to get you sleeping at night and help your anxiety, so you can go back to work, and get off this 'cycle of dependency'.
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by ayeehoeejbo March 22, 2009
Get the psychostalker mug.Adjective coming from the noun 'psychiatrist'. The act of being somebody's psychiatrist and listening to and solving their problems.
A: "You can be my psychiatrist"
B: "That sounds super challenging"
A: "No Lewis I'm easy to Psychiatrise"
B: "That sounds super challenging"
A: "No Lewis I'm easy to Psychiatrise"
by bitsilly April 30, 2012
Get the Psychiatrise mug.A common manipulation technique that involves medicating a patient resulting in undesirable outcomes in order to make them see that their shitty existence pre medication wasn't so bad Afterall.
Note: this is the main and often only modality of treatment used by private psychiatrists.
Note: this is the main and often only modality of treatment used by private psychiatrists.
I went to get some help for my mental health. Man, it was a disaster, the medication made me dizzy, I put on weight and I'm pretty sure I started having micro-strokes too. Thankfully the Psychiatrist was just using reverse Psychiatry on me, I feel so much better now that I'm off my meds and the whole experience really helped my appreciate my shitty life.
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