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Potate

1. n. - The act of being a potato.
2. adj. - Being similar to a potato
1. Potatoes will potate underneath the sun.

2. John just sat there being potate, watching television all day.
by elofan January 22, 2011
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prostate exam

When a man (typically over 40) gets his insurance to pay for someone to stick some fingers up his asshole.
Me: I'm going to the doctor for my prostate exam.

Friend: Are you sure you don't want me to finger bang you instead?
by BlackMambaBoughtMeARing November 16, 2015
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Potate

–verb (used without object), -tat·ed, -tat·ing
1. the action of doing nothing;
2. like vegetate ... but more starchy.
3. What couch potatoes do.
I'm gonna just sit back and potate.

I've been potating all day, I really should go do something productive.

In lieu of getting more exercise, rosie o'donnell potated her way to obesity

At the end of a long day, I like to come home and potate the night away
by LocoPolloEnFuego June 27, 2011
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prostate snot

The ejaculate from a male who’s had a vasectomy.
Oh yeah, baby...*moan*...shoot your warm prostate snot on my tits.
by Dngo8myBaby January 18, 2019
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Prostate Milking

Is the process of expelling stagnant, stale or toxic seminal fluids (whether medical, or for sensual fulfillment) from the prostate gland. Prostate Milking is a live lengthening, loving effort to lessen the chance of prostate cancer, and as a loving means of extreme sensual pleasure.
Prostate Milking...
“She was tasting his pride, that tasteful little blow, and a tickle inside, to benefit blood flow.” AlyasSmyth
by AlyasSmyth March 9, 2010
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Prostate Galore

When the doctors can't figure out what is wrong with you, so they get five or more doctors to stick their fingers in your asshole at once.
Guy: I'm ready Doc
Doc: This will not be a normal prostate
Guy: What do you mean?
Doc: Its a gonna be a Prostate Galore
guy: oh you motherf..... AAAHHH!!
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG October 27, 2017
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prostate cancer

a horrible disease that kills many wonderful people. <3
Person A-you were diagnosed with prostate cancer?
Person B- yep
Person A-I'm so sorry
by ominominai February 10, 2010
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