feast of ponies

a threesome position where in the dude lies down and one girl mounts him, the other sits on his face and then the girls make out while the dude goes to town.

every dude wants to do a feast of ponies

by dreadedskullet January 6, 2006

Profiencious

A word defining the level of professionalism performed by one of a high level of intelligence

Oh don’t I just look profoundly profiencious

by the profiencious professor May 17, 2019

prolie

of the people; the corollary to boojie

This girl at work calls me boojie but the truth is that I’m legit prolie.

by the splitsubject May 22, 2019

cell-phonie

Basically a person that you see walking down the street that feels the need carry on a fake conversation on their cell phone due to the fact that they are by themselves and want people to think that they are on some important mission or need to be somewhere.

Me and Rebecca were heading to the bar last week and saw Jessica walking down the street by herself, talking on her cell phone. What a cell-phonie she is.

by stuart williams June 11, 2007

proxies

a internet tool that lets u go to a website but it uses a different web address. use so you can go to website that are blocked from school or work

"dude they blocked this tight site"
'who cares use proxies"

by victorwelker December 20, 2005

probied

When a man is made to do something he does not want to do by his wife.

me: "yo man you watching the heat game?"
friend: "nah man, im stuck watching Y&R"
me: "aw man you got probied!"

me: "yo u wanna get some beers later?"
friend: "can't dude, going to bed bath and beyond then mowing the lawn"
me: "man you got probied again?"

by notproby June 16, 2013

Pronger

A Pronger or "throwing in a Pronger" (prhong-her) is the act pinching a large portion of chewing tobacco (usually Skoal Mint) and juicing it in your bottom cheddar. Pronger's tend to be quite large and cause an abnormal shape in the bottom lip and are named in after the noble Chris Pronger.

Geoff- "Wanna go catch that hockey game?"
Paul- "Yeah, we can throw in monster Pronger's"

by SauceChops19 May 17, 2011