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A Sean Promise

Anyone who knows me knows a Sean promise is a real promise.
Don’t worry brother I’ll get him for you.
Liverpool is a small city, I bump into you footballers all the time. Anyone who knows me knows a Sean promise is a real promise
by Little big Sean Astley laaaaa October 19, 2020
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Party Promise

Party promises are those "plans" you make at the end of social gatherings where one, if not both, promisers never actually intend on following through.
"Dude, we should totally grab coffee sometime soon!"

"Yea, totally!"

(one or both thinking: "this coffee date will never happen, but I can stop talking to them now")
by partee February 24, 2005
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Half promise

A made up expression when someone is trying to avoid committing to a "full" promise, so they have an excuse (loop hole) when they don't do what they have "half promised". A glorified way of saying "maybe".

Persons who tend to try to get away with using a "half promise" are:

a) Those who will not promise often, because they take them very seriously, and are a person of their word.

b) Those who are not good at keeping promises.

Note: In final reiteration, do not be fooled, this is not an acceptable form of promise.
Amanda: Will you clean the kitchen later?
Nick Ross: Yes.
Amanda: Promise?
Nick Ross: I half promise.
Amanda: That's not even a real thing! This isn't a 50/50 game!
Nick Ross: I knew that wouldn't work!
by AC<3NR August 27, 2010
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Profit

The result of two steps in a process, the second of which is a mystery. A meme that comes from South Park.
"Phase one, COLLECT UNDERPANTS. Phase two, ??? Phase three, PROFIT!"
by Sissy;; January 20, 2009
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promiscuous

Having casual sexual relations frequently with different partners; indiscriminate in the choice of sexual partners.
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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PROMISCUOUS

A personality trait of being "easy" sexually. Sleeping with almost anyone.
James is very promiscuous, he sleeps with everybody!
by GrimForShort February 26, 2017
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profiterole land

A place where everything is well, all the people are happy, the land is full of peace and the walls have ears. The only source of food is pavlova and profiteroles however, which leads to large scale obesity.
We searched high and low for profiterole land, we had to endure the co-op microwave lasanga meal and we also discovered "OH NO". When we got there, Kate shouted "profiterole land", and a large, warm sunny glow bathed us. We entered profiterole land, and we all soon tasted the tastiest profiteroles that anyone could have ever tasted. Then we got fat and died.

!!!!!!ZE END!!!!!!
by ho hum... December 28, 2006
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