Profapstination

Procrastination which involves masturbation in it. (Regardless of the number of times it's done)

Tim: I get hungry everytime after I do profapstination.
Mike: Everyone does.

by kt11000 August 22, 2016

prolapse

A term mistakenly used in the place of relapse with humorous results.

That asshole Yolanda got outta rehab, but she done had a prolapse an it turn her inside out agin...drugs an evil thang.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

prolapstination

The act of forcing ones rectum into a prolapsed state in order to delay study or work.

'How much work did you get done tonight Stu?'
'Not enough man, I just did prolapstination all night.'
'Sounds repulsive Stu. Repulsive.'

by Lectins Toad September 4, 2014

pronapstination

When a person is very tired but is so tired they cannot even take a nap, so they procrastinate sleeping by doing other nap-like activities (surfing, watching tv) until they succumb to the inevitable - napping.

"Before I go to sleep I'm going to engage in some pronapstination - playing spider solitaire and watching youtube videos until I can't open my eyes any longer."

by pronapstinator January 9, 2008

Prelapse

The act of relapsing before even quitting completely
or at all.

I'm trying to quit but prelapsed last night when i smoked a fat bowl

by E_Droboticus January 9, 2011

prolapstitute

A person that has sold their ass for sex so many times that their anus has prolapsed.

After taking on 22 guys in the locker room Mary became a prolapstitute

by j03l the great November 1, 2017

Prolapsturbate

To prolapsturbate is to sneakily slip your hand inside the prolapsed anus of your beloved while hitting that bitch doggy stylee, and feel your pork hammer through the vaginal wall, which gives the illusion of tightness.

Steve: hey jarrod how was last night?

Jarrod: pretty good Steve, I met a new girl at the smarter parlour.
Steve: did she have Alabama rot like the last one?
Jarrod: no way, I checked first, she did have an amazing prolapse though.
Steve: oh that's really nice, I hope you enjoyed your prolapsturbation then jarrod.
Jarrod: I did Steve, she's a keeper, she's my little glove puppet, I think I'm in love again, you know I love to prolapsturbate.

Steve, that's good jarrod, you deserve a nice girl.

by Fzx911 June 7, 2019