procaffinate

To sit around and drink coffee instead of getting things done. Can be done while reading or watching TV.

I had fifty things I needed to do, but instead I just sat around and procaffinated with a book and my favorite mug.

by Captain Nimbus September 2, 2013

Procastibaking

To avoid work by making lots of delicious baked goodies, particularly of the cupcake variety. Urges occur when there is lots of work to be done, but no particular reason to bake.

"I've not even started writing yet, I've spent way too long procastibaking."
"I'm fat and I've failed my degree. Damn you procastibaking!"

by Siouxsie de Barnsley February 21, 2010

Procastibating

Procastibating is the practice of masturbating in order to procastinate.

When I have lots of homework I, instead of doing it, end up procastibating do all the homework in a caffeine fueled frenzy at 2:00 in the morning.

by edumacator February 12, 2007

prolapse

when your ass falls out from excessive ass fucking.

damn, my ass is fucked up. i think i gotta prolapse girl. i can feel my ass on my legs.

by beeeezyass May 31, 2010

procrapsturbate

When you procrastinate doing a task by masturbating while taking a dump on the toilet.

Roy: I just got home from eating Mexican food and should be mowing the lawn, but decided to go in the bathroom and procrapsturbate instead.

by Troys Favorite Friend October 21, 2009

prolapsed rectum

The result of aggresive anal sex seen in some pornography where the womans anus will no longer return to its original form due to torn tissue and muscles.

That porn star bitch had a prolapsed rectum after getting gang banged. She should remember that the anus is an exit, not an entrance.

by left4ded May 14, 2005

Procasturpoop

(v) To waste time on the shitter.

Work was really boring, so Matt decided to procasturpoop until his shift was over.

by take2lake April 29, 2010