pretarded

When you _know_ you're about to do something stupid.

Betting on the Mets to win the World Series is pretarded.

"I going after Republican support for the public option."
"That's pretarded."

Asking your ex-wife on a date is pretarded.

by Dustin Boswell November 7, 2009

Pretarded

When you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. Basically what you accomplish when you pregame.

Hey, come over before we go out and get pretarded.

by alrHB March 4, 2011

pretard

the moment before one becomes a retard

dude #1- "why is johnny talking to that chick? everyone knows she has the clap"
dude #2- "yeah hes being a total pretard"

by chompy terwilliger July 18, 2010

pretard

the stage before retard, one who isn't even smart enough to be a retard

You're a freakin' pretard, Jack!

by ImAGermanDood January 25, 2007

Pretard

Someone who is so dumb that they are in high school, yet still in pre-algebra

Brah, he is still in pre algebra. What a pretard!

by Trebly12 February 11, 2013

Pretard

A person that had no existing ailments until they make one up. Eg. getting offended by everything

What’s wrong with him? Nothing he’s just a pretard

by .,.,? April 10, 2019

Pretard

1) Often used when referring to a preteen retard.
2) Retarded in the future sense.

1) "Hank, I caught our son fucking the cat, he's most definitively a Pretard."
2) "We've done some tests and your soon-to-be born daughter is a pretarded. Condolences."

by Kong Nicolai auf Hai. March 18, 2004