Trailer Park Priorities

When ones priorities are to own expensive, luxury items rather than to improve upon their living conditions.

Dave: Hey Bill! Did you see Joe's new Range Rover?

Bill: How did Joe buy a new Range Rover? He hasn't even had running water in his trailer for weeks!

Dave: Trailer Park priorities Bill, trailer park priorities...

by CorKy October 1, 2013

proprietary software

Something said to be evil, yet nobody knows why.

Software developed by Microsoft is proprietary software, so it's evil.

by Ferreira April 3, 2009

a priori

know shit before you see shit

whoah you must be using some kinda a priori, i never told you i was gay

by Alexisonfire March 31, 2007

sole proprietorship

(n.) Slang: Classy way to say "the business" in a sexual connotation.

Yeah, she's pretty hot, I'd give her the sole proprietorship.

by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003

prioritexting

When you haven't looked at your phone in a while and you see you have multiple new texts you read them all and decide what order to text back the people who have left you messages.

I have like 5 new messages so im prioritexting all of these people back because some are more important right now.

by allstar0419 April 8, 2012

Piprin

Super sexy hot girl, with a super sexy ass. Short brown haired with brown hazel eyes. She's ready to get down and dirty anytime. She's the reason that boner exist. She's such a sex on the legs.

Guy in the club 1: Man your boner is visible
Guy in the club 2: Yeah, I just saw a Piprin!

by piplove1 January 25, 2013

Dorito prioritization

When a friend or certain someone chooses to spend time with you or chooses to talk to you over eating doritos.

Hey how good of friends are we?

Bro I told you. Dorito prioritization is where we are. I'd choose you over doritos bro.

by Poo c slayer November 16, 2021