Privilege Abuse

A person or group within a similar orientation who abuse their entitled rights to benefit themselves.

(Diane returns to the office after spending 3 weeks with her family in Hawaii. However, she forgets how staying away from work changes her.)

Chris: Hey! Did you enjoy your visit?

Diane: Yes, thank you.

Chris: Ok, there's some leftover coffee on the desk. Just make sure you don't wear that in front of the boss.

Diane: Excuse me?

Chris: Well, you know how he gets when he sees us wearing hats?

Diane: Are you gender shaming me??

Chris: No no, I didn't mea-

(Diane rips her hat off and throws it into the trash.)

Diane: THERE, HAPPY??

Chris: Diane, you need to calm down! Do you want to-

Boss: What's going on here?

Diane: He's gender shaming me!

Boss: Chris, you know we don't tolerate that behavior here. You know as well as I that she's able to do as much as you.

Chris: Yes I know, I was simply trying to help her.

Diane: He was judging me by what I wear!

Boss: You know Chris, for the past five years you've worked with this woman, and you've always been giving her a lot of crap. It was getting better, but now that I'm hearing it again, I think you deserve a break too. You're fired, Chris.

Immediately after Chris departed, the boss gave Diane the manager position.

In the end, privilege abuse allowed Diane to succeed. No one was ever able to stop her. With his reputation ruined, Chris fell into a deep depression and eventually committed suicide.

However, not all ended well for Diane. She had a hard time controlling her power and caused the whole company to collapse

by VPG001 March 1, 2018

privilege shame

Shaming or dismissing someone for aspects of their existence they had no control over (parents, genetics, place of birth etc) which people consider to be "privilege" today.

Becky : Tom, you can't have an opinion on abortion because you're a dude. #maleprivilage
Jesse : Becky, you can't just privilege shame Tom. He's a gynecologist for crying out loud.

by iliketits69 June 15, 2021

Privilege Denying Dude

An entitled white, heterosexual, middle to upper class man who acts as though the world is just because it revolves around him and refuses to see how institutions and structures are set up to benefit him, and oppress others. However, a PDD can also be a black straight male, or a gay white male, or a poor straight man, so long as he denies his privilege based on gender, class, or orientation.

Privilege Denying Dude: "I'm not racist, my best friend is black!"

Privilege Denying Dude: "I'm not sexist...but why do you think there aren't as many women in science or math?"

Privilege Denying Dude: "Affirmative action is reverse discrimination!"

Privilege Denying Dude: "Why do you gay people have to go and profess your sexuality to everyone!"

by welcometotheworld December 8, 2010

Privilege point

Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:

If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4

Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).

Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.

Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.

by TorChimp May 22, 2017

Privilege Pole

A white mans penis.

People are all different, some people love BBC, others love the Privilege Pole.

by imhypershadow July 18, 2018

Privilege of the Living

The idea that people who are alive have more legal rights and protections and are often valued more socially by mainstream society and the government compared to people who are deceased.

People need to be more mindful of about the Privilege of the Living. Just because someone has died does not mean that they no longer have any value.

by Vanguard 1998 January 14, 2021

Privilege Parasite

A person, who behaves or acts only for gaining such privileges , which granted only to a certain characteristic human beings.

An non gay or lesbian, who's not actually a transgender, but behaves similarly to obtain the privileges of the society , thus it makes as a privilege parasite.

by Knight Infermiera October 4, 2022