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Pretendo 69

Terminology apparently used by Sony 'trollls' during the late 1990's as an insult to the Nintendo 64.
The Pretendo 69 is total ass, it ain't got shit on the Playstation!

Joe: "In response to all the the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation
by TractorJacked November 5, 2022
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Pretendo

1. Commonly coined term used by jealous idiots who got stuck with a useless system that has pretty shitty games, aka Playstation ...

2. Another Term for Playstation, the game console which pretends to be better than Nintendo ... thus, Pretendo!
1. "LOL!!!!1111one D00d, like Pretendo sux cuz everyone has one except for me and all that I can play now is 'FF 654: Why cant we all just die already?' ... fuck ..."

2. "I feel srry for you, being stuck with a Pretendo ... get a Gamecube ..."
by PSisTEHsuxxors February 23, 2004
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pretendo

The pretend version of the gameconsole.
I come from a poor family, when i grew up i had a pretendo while the other kids had Nintendo.
by hellmondtrooper January 21, 2004
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Pretendo

Some one that thinks they know what they're talking about when it comes to video games or High Tech gadgets.
Max is such a Pretendo he said that the "Gravity Hammer is what all the Pros use". When everybody knows that Grav hammers are for Noobs.
Or
The only reason Matt took Comp Tech was to play games and watch clips of last night's football game.
by Tyler Mahon November 2, 2007
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pretending

when someone acts like an idiot but they probably aren't acting
"Did you know kevin doesn't know what heirloom means?"
"Is he pretending?"
by kevserranity July 23, 2022
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Pretending I don't

Pretending I do so you can keep pretending I don't.
Hym "Pretending I don't already have it isn't going to save you."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Prey pretending

To act helpless or hurt to attract attention or help.
The Russian girl on 90-day Fiance was "prey pretending" to get a relationship with the guy.
by Altruist333 November 16, 2021
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