preniggament

1. A difficult, unpleasant, embarrassing situation in which a black, sometimes ignorant white person, is experiencing the trouble

2. A decision in which the consequence results in a conflict with the law

I really want to steal that bike, but i don't wanna go to jail. I'm in such a preniggament.

by Fyzl September 21, 2011

penial implant

a silicon implant for the penis

a dick enlarger

SUZIE: "Oh wow did you see the penis on that guy?!"
MICHELLE: "Uh, sis, it was a penial implant. Sorry to burst your bubble"

FRED: "That guy had to go get a penial implant so he could pleasure his wife."

by USAdevilchick15 June 26, 2004

prenatal suicide

an alternative term for a miscarriage.

"Wasn't she pregnant?"
"Yeah, but the fetus committed prenatal suicide."

by Moggraider May 27, 2008

Prenisqrentoscopee

The act of fornication with ten chicks at the same time.

"Hey guys! Guess what I did last night?"
"What?!"
"I had a fucking prenisqrentoscopee!!"

by Mr. Indulgence May 7, 2007

peenial

The state of needing to pee, but being in denial of that fact. Often occurs when comfortable in bed, on a long road trip, etc.

I was so comfortable in bed that I had peenial, and refused to go to the bathroom.

by g50007 May 12, 2008

Prenip

Any phrase that attempts to deny critical, negative, or offensive intentions but is always followed by a critical, offensive, or negative statement.

Examples of prenips:
"Not to be critical, but (list of criticisms begins)."
"Not to interrupt, but (interruption begins)."
"Not to dismiss your input, but (input dismissed)."
"Not to be sexist / racist, but (sexist or racist statements begin)."

by jongoloid January 6, 2010

peniagratoliosis

when your penis gets stuck in the erect position, and coughs blood.

Penis-Viagra-Tuberculosis Combo.

Is that blood?

Yeah, I've got a bad case of peniagratoliosis...

by hibrrry January 16, 2011